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Wednesday, September 15

Thought this little quiz was fun! I got them all right :)

Not much to update about my stitching yet this week... I've really cracked down though and have got some work done on that exchange I've been putting off for awhile now lol I finished the 3rd of 4 blocks last night and got a little of the 4th one done. Will post a photo of it as soon as I am finished which WILL be this weekend!
I also got 2 magazines this week and I am going to go through them and see if there is anything worth stitching in them and show the pics if there are :)

OK now on to the quiz... Let me know how you do!!




Test for Dementia

Scroll Down after the question for answer.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it," also applies to the brain, so.....


Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the following test and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it."


OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin.



1. What do you put in a toaster







Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.


2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk."
What do cows drink?





Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate, such as Children's World. If you said "water," proceed to question 3


3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue
house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?






Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said,
"green bricks," what the devil are you still doing reading these questions????? If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.


4. Twenty years ago, a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the
last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash
landing procedure..... Unfortunately the third engine fails before he has time to attempt an emergency landing, and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? . . in East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?






Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated If you said, "Don't bury the survivors," proceed to the next question.


5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?







Answer: One degree. If you said, "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn in your pencil, and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.


6. Without using a calculator --You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. in Reading, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?









Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember?
It was YOU!

Now pass this along to all your "friends" and hope they do better then you

1 Comments:

Blogger Chas said...

I got them all right, but probably only because this is the kind of stuff that teachers give their students when teaching them to pay attention to detail and enhance listening skills.

9:36 PM, September 15, 2004  

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